The Asphyxious War Chronicles

1. Romy's Menoth vs. Fred's Asphyxious Cryx - Win: Romy's Menoth
2. Fred's Asphyxious Cryx vs. Emp's Terminus Cryx (Victory: Terminus Cryx)
3. Les' Kreoss Menoth vs. Fred's Cryx (Victory: Menoth)
4. Pork's Ashlynn Mercenaries vs. Fred's Asphyxious (Victory: Mercenaries)
5. Pork's Ashlynn Mercenaries vs. Fred's Asphyxious Cryx: (Asphyxious victorious!)
6. Pork (Mercenaries Ashlynn) vs. Fred (Cryx Asphyxious): Ashphyxious victorious!
7. pork mercs talaga (ashlyn) vs fred cryx asphyxious -fred win
8. Fred (Asphyxious Cryx) vs. Jake (Brisbane Cygnar), Fred wins
9. Ashlynn Mercenaries (Pork) vs. Asphyxious Cryx (Fred), 500 points Foothold, Asphyxious victorious!
10. Lich Lord Terminus (Cryx, Emp) vs. Iron Lich Asphyxious (Cryx, Fred), 500 points Foothold: Terminus victorious!
11. Commander Stryker (Cygnar, Jake) vs. Iron Lich Asphyxious (Cryx, Fred), 500 points Total War: Stryker victorious!
12. fred cryx vs. jake cygnar na talaga! - fred win
13. Asphyxious Cryx (Fred) vs. Ashlynn Mercs (Pork) - Asphyxious victorious!
14. Kreoss Menoth (EJ) vs. Cryx (F) - Asphyxious victorious!
15. Kreoss Menoth (EJ) vs. Cryx (F) - Kreoss victorious!
16. Goreshade Cryx (Emp) vs. Asphyxious Cryx (F) - Goreshade victorious!
17. Sorscha Khador (Kim) vs. Asphyxious Cryx (F) - Sorscha victorious!
18. Ashlynn Mercenaries (Paul) vs. Asphyxious Cryx (F) -Ashlynn victorious!
19. Gorten(?) Mercenaries (Zig?) vs. Asphyxious Cryx (F) - Asphyxious victorious!
20. Ashlynn Mercenaries (Paul) vs. Asphyxious Cryx (F) - Asphyxious victorious!
21. Goreshade Cryx (Emp) vs. Asphyxious Cryx (F) - Goreshade victorious!
22. Cryx (Fred) vs. Menoth (EJ) - Menoth victorious!
23. Cryx (Fred) vs. Menoth (Carlos) - Cryx victorious!
24. Cryx (Fred) vs. Menoth (EJ) - Menoth victorious!
25. Cryx (Fred) vs. Menoth (EJ) - Menoth victorious!
26. Cryx (Fred) vs. Khador (SJ) - Cryx victorious
27. Cryx (Fred) vs. Mercernary (EJ) - Mercenary victorious!
28. Cryx (Fred) vs. Menoth (Carlos) - Cryx victorious!
29. Cryx (Fred) & Mercenary (?) vs. Khador (Arvin) & Menoth (EJ) - Khador & Menoth victorious!
30. Cryx (Fred) vs. Menoth (Les) - Cryx victorious!
31. Cryx (Fred) & Khador (Arvin) vs. Cryx (Joel) & Menoth (EJ) - Cryx & Menoth victorious!
32. Cryx (Fred) vs. Khador (Jakob) - Draw
33. Cryx (Fred) vs. Menoth (Les) - Cryx victorious!
34. Asphyxious Cryx (Fred) vs. Deneghra Cryx (Joel) - Deneghra wins!
35. Asphyxious Cryx (Fred) vs. Skarre Cryx (Emp) - Asphyxious wins!
36. Cyrx (Fred) vs. Circle of Ouroborus (Mark) - Cryx wins!
37. Cryx (Fred) vs. Legion of Everblight (Emp) - LoE wins!
38. Cryx (Fred) vs. Mercenaries (Paul) - Cyrx wins!
39. Asphyxious Cryx (Fred) vs. Goreshade Cryx (Joel) - Goreshade wins!
40. Cryx (Fred) vs. Cygnar (Jake) - Cygnar wins!
41. Cryx (Fred) vs. Menoth (EJ) - Menoth wins!
42. Cryx (Fred) vs. Cygnar (EJ) - Cygnar wins!
43. Fred (Cryx) vs. Emp (Cygnar) - Cryx wins!
44. Kim (Trollbloods) vs. Fred (Cryx) - Trollbloods wins!
45. Fred (Cryx) vs. Mark (Trollbloods) - Cryx wins!
46. Cryx (Fred) vs. Menoth (EJ) - Menoth wins!
47. Cryx (Fred) vs. Mercenaries (Paul) - Mercenaries wins!
48. Cygnar (Obi) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Cygnar wins!
49. Khador (Kim) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Khador wins!
50. Khador (Kim) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Khador wins!
51. Asphyxious Cryx (Fred) vs. Deneghra Cryx (Emp) - Asphyxious wins!
52. Khador (Kim) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Khador wins!
53. Menoth (Mark) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Menoth wins!
54. Cryx (Fred) vs. Mercenaries (Paul) - Draw!
55. Trollbloods (Mark) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Troolbloods wins!
56. Trollbloods (Joel) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Cryx wins!
57. Cryx Asphyxious (Fred) vs. Cryx Witch Coven of Gharlgast (Emp) - Asphyxious wins!
58. Khador (Kim) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Khador wins!
59. Mercenary (Paul) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Mercenary wins!
60. Cygnar (Emp) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Cygnar wins!
61. Cygnar (Jake) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Cygnar wins!
62. Menoth (Carlos) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Menoth wins!
63. Legion of Everblight (Raymond) vs.Cryx (Fred) - Legion of Everblight wins!
64. Khador (Doclance) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Khador wins!
65. Khador (Doclance) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Cryx wins!
66. Cryx (Fred) vs. Cygnar (Emp) - Cryx wins!
67. Cryx (Fred) vs. Cygnar (Emp) - Cygnar wins!
68. Cryx (Fred) vs. Khador (Kim) - Khador wins!
69 Cygnar (Jake) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Cygnar wins!
70. Cygnar (Jake) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Cryx wins!
71. Cygnar (EJ) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Cygnar wins!
72. Menoth (Ian) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Menoth wins!
73. Skorne (Ronald) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Cryx wins!
74. Khador (Doc Lance) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Khador wins!
75. Legion of Everblight (Dan) vs. Cryx (Fred) - LoE wins!
76. Khador (Arvin) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Khador wins!
77. Khador (Dick) vs. Cryx (Fred) - Cryx wins!
78. Legion of Everblight (Dan) vs. Cryx (Fred) - LoE wins!
79. Cryx (Fred) vs. Mercenaries (Paul) - Draw!
80. Cryx (Fred) vs. Cygnar (?) - Cryx wins!
81. Cryx (Fred) vs. Khador (Muymuy) - Khador wins!
82. Cryx (Fred) vs. Khador (Kim) - Khador wins!
83. Cryx (Fred) vs. Skorne (Ronald) - Cyrx wins!
84. Cryx (Fred) vs. Mercenaries (Paul) - Cryx wins!
85. Cryx (Fred) vs. Skorne (Ronald) - Skorne wins!
86. Cryx (Fred) vs. Khador (Kim) - Khador wins!

Oh Valentines, how I hate thee...
Your concept is nothing but an absurd fallacy...

Oh Valentines, how I despise thee...
You sicken me with your mediocrity and your hypocrisy...

Oh Valentines, how I curse thee...
You remind of dreams that were never meant to be...

So to all love birds who are now singing their adore...
Happy Valentines and DAMN YOU ALL!

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife
A tribute to the first

Tentacled creatures appeared in Japanese erotica long before animated pornography; among the most famous of the early instances (and perhaps the first) is a Hokusa (the original creator of the word manga) woodcut called The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, depicting a woman sexually entwined with a pair of octopi. This woodcut arose in the Edo period in Japan when Shinto was making a resurgence; the resulting animism and a more playful attitude to sexuality combined powerfully in Hokusai's piece. It is a celebrated example of shunga and has been reworked by a number of artists. Australian artist David Laity reworked the woodcut into a painting of the same name, and Masami Teraoka brought the image up to date with his 2001 work "Sarah and Octopus/Seventh Heaven", part of his Waves and Plagues collection.

Mickey Mouse Must DIE!!!!!

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