Top 10 Mysteries of the Female Heart
- She asks you for advice but becomes angry when you give it
- Her feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle
- Your love for her is measured by the frequency of your calls and emails
- She wants to make you say “I love you”
- She’s angry with you if you actually go home after she asks you to
- She uses “I’ll break up with you” as a bargaining chip
- She never expresses things directly with words but instead makes you read between the lines
- When you are alone together her attitude differs completely from when you are with other people
- She wants you to express your love through deeds
- She immediately wants any new product
- They diet excessively
- If one of them says “cute!”, the rest all start saying it too
- They all go to the toilet together
- They say “I’ll leave it to you,” but then moan about your choice
- They take forever shopping
- They shave their eyebrows to draw them on
- They put on makeup every single day
- They become obsessed with fortune telling
- They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible
- They have an infinite appetite for sweets
- They spit on the sidewalk
- They buy the stupidest of things
- They tell barefaced lies
- They contact you even after you break up with them
- They think women who act like children are “cute”
- They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
- They brag about health problems
- They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
- They often respond absentmindedly
- They drink canned soda/coffee all the time